Memo To The Government I Need a Bailout
I admit I have overspent. I borrowed beyond my means and probably made a risky investment or 10. My home was foreclosed on this past week. I am in debt to the tune of 300K. That doesn?t seem like lot of money does it? At least not when compared to 700 Billion dollar stimulus plans or U.S. government’s decision late Sunday to invest $20 billion in a company, Citgroup, and guarantee $306 billion in risky assets.
I ask you, what is the difference. I recently caught up with the IRS in back taxes so I wont need a presidential pardon. Nope all I need is a bailout. Perhaps we can attach it to some tree hugger bill protecting the environment. That is how it works right? One last thing, can I get some free health insurance ?